Bathroom Stories

(My rendezvous with Osh@5.5 yrs)
Day 1:
After-effect of Sholay watched last week-after every bath he’s been wrapped in towel since childhood, now comes out with the dialogue – ‘Ye haath mujhe de de thakur ( Bandit to landlord – give me your hands Thakur)..
Today the question came…Aai – How does Thakur take bath ?
Thank god..the conversation curtailed there!
Wonder if Butterfly Jet fixture was invented after Sholay?!

Day 2:
Background: i keep telling him any book is knowledge & shouldnt be manhandled else Saraswati ( Godess of Knowledge) will get angry or Annadevta will get furiuos ,when food is left out etc.,

Today , the unfathomable question popped out-
Which is the god for She & Shu ( peepee & potty!)

Never thought i would ever ponder over checking the list of 330 million gods ,
to see which one is meant for ‘Wastage’
(Ofcourse god doesnt create any waste, so he might not have thought of it!)
But with the human psychology of generating it a lot of it in this era- may be we need a ‘GOD of Wastage’ or ‘Goddess of Recycle’ to address the issue.
O God..!

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